YOU ... might be a redneck!

Seeing how I have about 14 more days to spare untill I return back to my normal routine, I thought may be I should do something different than just play cricket or go to the gym.

Apparently, all my hangout buddies are still writing their exams, which is a real shame, because each missed day is day off from fishing, pool or hanging out at concerts or parties… There is nothing much on TV, apart from the sorry run the Jays are making at the playoffs… so before I let life pull a double whammy on me, I went to the nearest Rogers Video Store to rent a movie.

Now the collection at Rogers is, lets just say, not so up to date. I ended up searching titles of movies I have already seen. I didn’t give up though… I decided i better head to the comedy section for salvation… and that 2 min stroll to the end of the store didn’t disappoint... It was time to give Chappell a break, so I picked up this DVD titled “Jeff Foxworthy”… Now for those who don’t know anything about him, he is the white version of “Russell Peters”… Really, he is a red neck trying to poke fun at other rednecks, all in good spirit, mind you.

By the time my DVD player had clocked 40 mins, I was already rolling on the floor. What really cracked me up were his satirical “you might be a red neck” lines. I highly recommend this stand up comedy, because this is something definately worthy of appearing on comedy central. Now I think a few excerpts, if you will, from the DVD are in order.

Laugh Out Loud:

“If you go to the family reunion to meet women, YOU might be a redneck!”

“If you see a sign readying ‘say no to crack’, and it reminds you to pull your jeans up, YOU might just be a redneck”

“If your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade, YOU might be a redneck!”

“If the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day, YOU might be a redneck”

“If your family tree doesn’t fork, YOU might be a redneck”

“If you have been on the TV more than 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like, YOU might be a redneck”

“If your richest relative bought the most expensive house he could afford, and you had to help take the wheels off of it.. you guessed it.. YOU might be a redneck”